Money

It can buy a house…….but not a home.
It can buy a clock….….but not time.
It can buy a position…….but not respect.
It can buy a bed….….but not sleep.
It can buy a book….….but not knowledge.
It can buy medicine……but not health.
It can buy blood….….but not life.

So you see, money isn’t everything. It often causes pain and $uffering. I tell you this because I am your friend, and as your friend, I want to take away your pain and $uffering…So send me all your money, and I will $uffer for you!!!


(Cash only please)